MEOWCHAT MEWS
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Nobembrr 9 - 15 , 2008


FROM THE EDITOR

It’s been somewhat of better days this past week, altho Villagers still mourn the passing of so many preshus residents durin the past month. With the hollydays appurroachin, we all is tryin our bestest to remember the joy of the season and that our Bridge luved ones would want us all to be happy. The Village Square hollyday decorashuns will be put up soon, so make sure you bolunteer to help out ... it’s a fun time!
There’s a young kitty who now has a new royal nikname, and someone almost got a new siblin. The wether’s been the talk of the Village lately, as fall and winter mix up togeffur, and someone’s been entertainin some new frends outdoors. Catch up on all that’s mew rite here in the Mews!
Remember, all the most up-to-date mews and infurmashun is on the What’s Mew Meeting Hall messaje boards at http://forums.cathobbyist.com/forum.php?catid=63#80990 and on all of the other MeowChat message boards. Quik links is now found at the top of effurry MeowChat message board. You can also find out what’s going on in the MeowChat chats on Wednesdays, Fridays, and Saturdays at http://chat.pethobbyist.com/login.php?room_name=MeowChat
If you see braking news or have an item to contribute, the Mews wants to hear from you!

- Bayli Snowta-Wiscat, Editor


LOCAL MEWS

= Make New Frends ... =

... But keep the old! The ol’ song sure is troo around the Treehouse, where the Village’s most frendly whee and his sisfur kitty has been furry bizzy entertainin some new frends. Several stray kitties has been hanging around the Treehouse, as well as the usual assortment of whees and possumables. Tonks and Wheesmom make sure there is food out there effurry nite fur them, and enjoy watching and talkin to them.

= Sign of the Times =

Spencer Furlorida is one lucky boy ... he’s got his own ‘parkin’ space wif a pursonalized sine! Since he spends a lotta time up on the frijerator and cabinets tryin to aboid goggie sisfur Katie, his momKaffy desided to make sure effurry knew that was Spencer’s spot and put up a purrsonal sine fur him: “Spencer’s Space” He doesn’t mind sharin his space with speshul frends tho!

= Surpize Bisit =

Tarrigo NY’s fambly got a surpize bisit from a aminal ossifer last week. Some silly hooman musta made a complaint about their quakkies and clukkies in the shed, so that ossifer wanted to chek fings out. He had a few opinyuns, none of which was furry good, and since the NY fambly has ties wif rescues and the city shelter, it nuffin much to worry about. Effurry know the aminals is all well-taked care of.

= New Sibkit? =

Murray Purrple almost gotted himself a new siblin kit, when his mom singed ‘how much is that kitty in the window’ after seein a white kitten in a pet shop. She desided it wouldn’t be a good idea after all, and Murray is prolly releeved to continue to have his mom to hisownself.

= Connecticat Royalty =

The Connecticat fambly has crowned one of their youngest members as a Purrincess resently, but Pixie isn’t quite sure if the new nikname is that flatterin. Dubbed “Purrincess Dingleberry,” Pixie purrotests that she can’t help that her breeches happen to collect a few fings. A furcut may be in order.


THE MEOWDICAL REPURRT

= Lynsi & Ferris SnowtaKit =

Lynsi and Ferris bofe went fur vetdokter chekups the other day, and all went well. Ferris had some eye tests done on accounta he had some purroblems wif the eye that he had sturjery on years ago, but nuffin major is wrong. His blood tests came back mostly a-okeydoke, so effurry is happy to hear that. Lynsi also cheked out basically okeydoke.


HOOMAN BEANS

= Kitmas HoomanBruther =

Asti Kitmas’ hoomanbruther Nick founded out resently that he hasta get some sturjery done on his sinuses. Asti is furry worried about her teenaje bruthers, but wif all the glow comin, the sturjery and recobery will no doubt go very well.

= SnowtaPapa =

Papa is furry sick again. He was rushed back to the bigg horsepiddle a coupla days ago wif flooids in his lungs, massiff infekshuns effurrywhere, and kittney failure. The doctors doing what they can fur him fur now and see how it goes.


ON THE SOSHUL AND TRAVEL FRONT

= All Around the Village =

Franci is on assinement, so watch fur her columm next week fur all the fun actibities goin on in the Village!


OTHER INTERESTIN AND FUN STUFF

= Ask Ash!

Write to Ash wif your queschuns about life, luv, and other impurrtant matters at ask_ash@clearwire.net


= Kitty KrackUps =

Q: What do cats drink from when they're in space?
A: Flying Saucers!
~ contributed by Petie Furlorida


= Cat on the Move =

Squashy is on a sabbatical lookin fur new and fun contests and games! Iffen you has any sugjeschuns fur him, let him know at squashy@sbcglobal.net


= Sellybrashuns =

A happy week and concatulashuns was wished to the sellybrants last week:
11-10 Jebbie Furlorida’s 10th purrday
11-15 Aunty Sue Catitude’s purrday

Make sure you wish a happy day to those in this week’s sellybrashuns:
11-18 CCarliniMom & Dad's annipurrsary


= Glow Requests =

GLOW deposits is appurreciated fur the following. The GLOW Bank is open 24/7:

= All those who has lost a beluved kitty resently
= SnowtaPapa, to get well again soon
= All who is in need of GLOW, bigg or small ...


CLAWSIFIED ADS

– Ye Olde Candy Shoppe –
“Fresh ’n’ sweet ... that’s our bizness!”
This weeks speshul: Punkin Truffles: Only 1 greenpaper each

– Puter Tude –
Puter acting more fractious den youse do at da v*t? Call us at 1-800-333-TUDE or stop by and we’ll help youse! We do hardware, softwares, puter training, and w also will do web sights and puter bookkeepings. Puter Tude ... it run by two Calicos. Any queschuns?

– EmCin’s Café –
“Your home away from home! Come for the food ... Stay for the company!”
BlooPlate Speshul This Week: Toona Hotdish and Catnip Biskits, wif Salad: 2 greenpapers Add a scoop of punkin-jinjybred tryfle fur only 1 greenpaper more!

– Flying Fish Market --
Wainbow Twout, wedy fur da pan 2.00 a pownd

– Wooo-Naeng Lee’s Asian Cuisine –
“The Best of the East in the West!” Always free furtune cookies!
No impurrts ... only fresh homegrown Village ingreedients!
- Closed -

– Nine Lifes Bar and Gwill
Sunday Dinner Speshul: Roast Beast wit smashed taters, nip sawad an dessert 5.88

-- NiDa’s Meowmurries Past --
“Visit the past in the present with quality old-fashuned pawcrafts”
Now under new ownership! Coopon Speshul this week:
[ 1 greenpaper off ]
[ quilted tea cozies ]

– Purreshun Anteeks & Cowektibuls –
Hawwoween cwoseout! Efferyfing haff pwice Get weady now fur nexst year

– SnakeBusters, Imp. –
Got snakes in your basement? Ants in your food bowl? Birdies in your windows? Bobs in your vents? Bats in your belfry? No matter the pest, our teem of eggsperts can help with any kind of creepycrawly situashun and unwanted guest! Call Russ at 555-555 fur a speshulized consultashun on the purroblem that buggs you!


– Conributors Wanted –
Want to be part of the publish bizness? We is hirin contributors fur short columms, anecdotes, quotes, pomes, and other occashunal feechurs. Contact the Editor of the MeowChat Mews, Bayli Snowta-Wiscat, at phkellen@pethobbyist.com fur further infurmashun and purrposals. Pay of catnip and toona commenshurate on eggsperience.


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Feedback, sugjeschuns, correkshuns, Glow requests, ads, and announcements is always welcome! We want to hear from YOU! It’s YOUR mewspaper, so tell us what you want to see in the Mews! ;) - Bayli