MEOWCHAT MEWS
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Joon 28 - Jooly 4, 2009



Knee-hi by the 4f of Jooly ... that’s what the corn is supposeta be. Well, wif the stranje wether we been havin, it’s alreddy almost six feets hi! It would be fun to play hide’n’seek in it like the barnkitties do, but I’d be afraid the cornmonsters comin to get me! The moon is full now, and wif how crazy kits get durin that time, we can imajine what mite be out in the fields ...
The 4f of July was a sparkly wunnerful time fur all! Altho we SnowtaKits weren’t able to attend the festibities (hisspitt) cuz of hooman fambly oblygashuns, we heard that there was some rousin good times, wunnerful food, and fun, fun, fun! Franci Pepsicola has all the infurmashun in All Around the Town this week. Fur all the other mews that’s mew, read with us at the Mews!
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- Bayli Snowta-Wiscat, Editor



LOCAL MEWS

= Sweet Angel =

The Village lost anuther longtime resident last week, when they sed goodbye to Mia Midask9. Altho Mia lived indoors for years, she remained feral, and it was impawsible to treet her meowdically. Mia becamed ill, and it was best fur her to be healthy again in a better place. Mia is surbibed by her sad momTerri and dad, many siblins, her hubbykit Bobo MewJersey, and many frends. We will see you again someday, purrty Mia ... {{{ }}}

= Charrrrje! =

Pixie Connecticat is a teenaje girlkit alreddy, but she’ll always be a babykit to her momFranci and dad Tares Meowzers. When Pixie resently revealed that she had a job at the teen fashun store, her pawrents were surprized. They about dropped their uppers, howeber, when they found that Pixie has a charje card. Pixie purromised to use it responsibly, howeber, and her nerbus pawrents settled down to see what she will bring home.

= Lions on the Loose =

Iffen you see any lions roamin around the Village later this week, do not panik. It’s just three of the Snowtagrrls, after a trip to the beeyooty purrlar. The crazy wether this spring and summer has made all the Purrshuns mat up beyond what their hoomans can deal wif, so they will all be gettin fashunable lion cuts on Wensday.


THE MEOWDICAL REPURRT

= Greyboy Noble
Greyboy had sturjery this past week on bofe his teefies, and on a neck lumpie. He had some toofers taked out, and is doing well ... and no bad fings in the lumpie! He is happy to be home and recoberin just fine.

= BunnaBean Whee
BunnaBean is a senior bunnwaba, and hasn’t been up to purr lately. Wheesmom is hopin that he’ll eat more, and effurry is glowin fur him to feel bettterer.

= KC Idyhokit
KC been havin some purroblems wif her vestibyool issues, and wasn’t feelin too good. After some hand-feedin and some good lovin care by momMargie, tho, she’s been happier and doin bettterer.

= SnowtaKits
The SnowtaKits is all takin medisins on accounta they been hangin out wif the barnfoster kittens too much, and mite have got some yukky inside buggies. None of them is furry happy about this.

= Whisper Kitmas
Whisper’s resent owie legg results in a trip to the vetdokter, where it was found that she has some arthuritis. The vetdokter thot she was too fluffy as well, and altho Whisper disagreed, she agreed to try to ::gasp:: diet a bit. She will also get some supplyments fur her owie legg.


FOSTER CONNEKSHUN

= Wiscatsin
The Wiscatsin foster ‘buggs’ all went to play spades and be tootered this week, and all are doin well. Mamakit Ladybug and her kittens will soon be reddy fur adopshun, purrticularly after baby Spider gets ober his coffing.

= Lawn Guyland
A tiny lil babykit was founded outside Meadow Catnip’s hooman sisfur’s house, and it wasn’t long afore the kitten was being taked care of by Aunty Dottie. Effurry beleefs this is a sine from Munchkin, letting her mom know that she is okeydoke at the Bridge. Aunty Dottie isn’t reddy fur anuther kitty yet, so Callie Kitten is now bein bottle-fed by a frend.

= Clover Blossom Farm
The Peanutskitten Gang’s dire-rear didn’t get any better, so they is now on medisin fur coxxideya and wormies. As soon as they is betterer, Charlie, Linus, and Lucy will be lookin fur their fureber homes.


ON THE SOSHUL AND TRAVEL FRONT

= All Around the Village =

Weeeeeeeeeeee baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack! Hi effery, sowwy we been mia but mommy been wurkin some stwange hours an shee been sho twired she not twurn on da puter fur me to rite my column....but I digwess....Luff ish in da air! Yur wepurtur heard by way uf da gwapevine we gots a noowy engaged cupul in da village...concats to Mylo an Muffassa....Da happpy cuppul was spotted cuddled in da pawrk on da effening uf da forf , watchin da firewurks an makin sum uf der own, meeheehee....
Meowing bout da forf, of corse it was selebwated in da village wit da furries usual gwand stile....a two day effent wit a pawrty on fwiday an on satursday nites...Da furst a potluck picknik, fun an games fur effery an on satursday a wunnerful piknik suppwied by dat gweat village chef, Paloma Abycat...more fun an games an effun a bit uf adbenture infolfing firehoses....
We wood awsho wike to offur concatulashuns an burfday wishes to awl , especially owr on Independence Day kitties, Cathy NYC an my furry own daddy, Larry Snowtakit...wow wat a gweat day to be borned....offur at da tweehouse, anuffur pawrty was held to selebwate da end uf da fix up da house work...an offur at Cloverbwossom Farm, a big dubbul annibersary pawrty ish in da works fur da hoomans...wow fings ish sure heetin up awound heer.....an dis wepurtur ish headin fur da riffur fur a cool dip unner toona fawls...come on doooooooooooooooooooooooooown ...

~ Franci Pepsicola, Soshul and Travel Repurrter

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"Cats place a high value on doing what they wish to do, when they wish to do it, in the way they deem most satisfactory to them. It is the declaration of independence that makes the cat the possessor rather than the possessed, and I admire and sometimes envy him for it."
- Winifred Carriere, Cats, 24 Hours a Day
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OTHER INTERESTIN AND FUN STUFF

= Ask Ash =

Ash needs more queschuns! Write to Ash wif your queschuns about life, luv, and other impurrtant matters at ask_ash@clearwire.net


= Lucy’s Poetry Nook =

“Do You Like Veggie In Your Food?”

I think I answered this question,
About those carrots and such;
And I think I firmly stated,
That I didn`t like them very much.

The same is true for veggies,
Of every sort and kind;
I really do not like them,
And I`ll never change my mind.

There are those called vegetarians,
And that truely is their choice;
But a vegetarian I am not,
And to that I raise my voice!

~ Lucy Connecticat


= Sellybrashuns =

A happy week and concatulashuns was wished to the sellybrants the last week:
7-01-95 Hazy Midask9
7-01-00 Ashley & Nicky Catnip
7-01-XX Patches Zoocrewkit
7-01 Aunty Julie Zilly
7-01 Aunty Andi Alaskykit
7-02 Unkle Steve Mainecat
7-03-71 CatnipMom & Dad's annipurrsary
7-04-97 Larry Snowta
7-04-97 Cathy NYC
7-04-01 Cali Coolcat
7-04-04 Tinkerbell Noblekit
7-04-06 Blueboy Noblekit

Make sure you wish a happy day to those in this week’s sellybrashuns:
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= Glow Requests =

GLOW deposits is appurreciated fur the following. The GLOW Bank is open 24/7:

- Aunty Terri and Midask fambly, on the loss of their Mia {{ }}
- All foster kittens who need to get betterer
- All who need GLOW, bigg or small ... {{{ }}}


CLAWSIFIED ADS

– Ye Olde Candy Shoppe –
“Fresh ’n’ sweet ... that’s our bizness!”
This weeks speshul: Fresh Choklik-cobered Ratzbabies: 3 greenpapers pound

– Puter Tude –
Puter acting more fractious den youse do at da v*t? Call us at 1-800-333-TUDE or stop by and we’ll help youse! We do hardware, softwares, puter training, and we also will do web sights and puter bookkeepings. Puter Tude ... it run by two Calicos. Any queschuns?
Justin NYC will bes abailable by appointmint fur any kits who has "had it" wid Windoze, and who iz innerested in lerning more bout Mac. I mean, youse can't go rong wid a opurrating system wut named afpurr a Cat.

– EmCin’s Café –
“Your home away from home! Come for the food ... Stay for the company!”
Bloo Plate Speshul this week: Grilled Catwurst and Tater Nip Salad: only 2 greenpapers. Add Ratzbaby Pie fur dessert fur only 1 greenpaper!

Flying Fish Market –
Pawmade shwimp or cwab salad, gweat fur a warm summers supper...2.99 a lb.

– Nine Lifes Bar and Gwill –
Piknik seeson ish heer! Let ush make yur life a littul eesiur wit one uf owr made to ordur piknik lunches...pwicese wange fwum 5 gweenpapers fur a baskit fur two on up

-- NiDa’s Meowmurries Past --
“Visit the past in the present with quality old-fashuned pawcrafts”
Coopon Speshul this week:
[ 1 greenpaper off ]
[ paw-croshayed garden hats ]

– Purreshun Anteeks & Cowektibuls –
cwosed, gone fishing, bak next week

– SnakeBusters, Imp. –
Got snakes in your basement? Ants in your food bowl? Birdies in your windows? Bobs in your vents? Bats in your belfry? No matter the pest, our teem of eggsperts can help with any kind of creepycrawly situashun and unwanted guest! Call Russ at 555-555 fur a speshulized consultashun on the purroblem that buggs you!


– Conributors Wanted –
Want to be part of the publish bizness? We is hirin contributors fur short columms, anecdotes, quotes, pomes, and other occashunal feechurs. Contact the Editor of the MeowChat Mews, Bayli Snowta-Wiscat, at phkellen@pethobbyist.com fur further infurmashun and purrposals. Pay of catnip and toona commenshurate on eggsperience.


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Feedback, sugjeschuns, correkshuns, Glow requests, ads, and announcements is always welcome! We want to hear from YOU! It’s YOUR mewspaper, so tell us what you want to see in the Mews! ;) - Bayli