MEOWCHAT MEWS
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Jooly 5 - 11, 2009



It’s been quite a bizzy week in the Village, wif bofe ups and downs. Someone has a new lil sisfur, a Bridge frend is famus, some moms had some tuff times, and there’s a few kits who could use some good thots. Lions are loose in the Village, and even giant hot gogs! Find out what’s been going on this week in the Village rite here in the Mews!
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If you see braking news or have an item to contribute, the Mews wants to hear from you!

- Bayli Snowta-Wiscat, Editor



LOCAL MEWS

= New Villager =

The Village has been happily greetin and welcomin a new lil baby resident to the Village. She was part of litter of kittens that was founded and bottle-fed, and she was the only one left after her siblins was adopted. By chance ... or mebbe not ... the most purrfect home fur her was found, and she is now settlin in to her new home, new fambly, and the Village. Who is she? Read about this new lil cutiepie in ‘All Around The Village’ below!

= I Luv My Calendar Grrl =

The Connecticat fambly got some neato mews this past week. Pixie told effurryone resently that her Rainbow Bridge sisfur, Roxie ... a beeyooteeful Munchin ... will be featured in the new CatFancy 365-day calendar. Roxie got her own day, and if your hoomans buy this calendar fur next year, tell them to make sure to save that date so you can frame it and hang it on the wall in Roxie’s meowmory.

= Uneggspekted Shower =

Medley ThreeCalicos got an sudden baptism the other day, but she’s finkin that it was worth it. Always curious, Medly got a bit too close while her mom was pourin some pop, and oops ... it tipped all ober the surprized calico. After being dried off and gettin lotsa treets and pets, Medley thinks this wasn’t such a bad eggsperience after all.

= A Roarin Good Time =

The Lions of Clover Blossom Farm resently took some roaring lessons from Tares Meowzers, wif the encouragement of many frends. Now wif belbety lion-furcuts, Lynsi, Jordi, and Bayli Snowta gave it their best shot at roarin like lions ... altho Lynsi can barely squeek. Their mom is espeshully happy that Jordi doesn’t have mats to pick out anymore, as the acrobatic JoJo manajed to attach herself to her mom’s face wif her claws to show her displeasure pre-furcut.

= Giant Hot Gog =

The SnowtaKits had the unusual eggsperience of havin a giant wiener wif leggs and a tail come stay at their house last week. They were not happy to have a bigg hot gog chasin them around, and Kelby hid under the couch when he saw it. Some of the Villagers lined up wif buns and mustard and offered to help the Snows ‘take care’ of the wagging wiener, but the offer was declined due to the livin hot goggie is their hooman sisfur’s doxie-goggie, there fur a visit.


THE MEOWDICAL REPURRT

= Maggie May SnowtaKit =

Maggie, who had been diagnosed wif beginnin crf earlier this year, suddently took a turn fur the worse ober the past week or so. Blood-stealin tests showed her buns and creechur numbers were off the chart, and her red number is low. She is at home gettin water torchur and assist-feedin, but her future is unsertain at this time.

= Nicky Catnip =

Nicky has some owie toesies, found resently when his mom was clippin his claws. He has infekshuns in a couple of claws, and is on auntybiotics to help. Iffen it doesn’t clear up and gets worser, Nicky may hafta have those two claws removed.


FOSTER CONNEKSHUN

= Catnip Crew =

Good and bad fings seem to go paw-in-paw sometimes. Little Callie, the tiny kitten found by the Catnip Crew’s hooman sisfur’s house and bottle-fed by bofe Aunty Dottie and a frend, has passed on to the Rainbow Bridge. Resently adopted by Kelby Snowta and Ashley Catnip-Snowta, lil Callie will be missed. On the good side, Aunty Dottie and her rescue group worked out a deal wif a local vetdokter fur a furry good rate on spades and tooterin fur rescue kits.

= TenHouseCats =

Aunty MC helped to coordinate the transport of a lil CH kitty named Leggo to his new home in Katsas resently. Aunty PHGinger’s hubby Unkle George, bolunteered to accompany the lil kit on the plane, and bofe enjoyed the eggsperience furry much. Leggo is now in his fureber home, and Unkle George may be called upon again to help wif a transport.

= NY =

There’s a new foster goggie at the Mew York household again. We hasn’t gotten much infurmashun yet, but Tarrigo is usually furry happy to have a new playmate when fosters come.

= Shrimpie Clan =

Bendy and his fambly lost a lil foster kitten named Hyundai resently. He will be remembered fur his short but happy time wif them.


HOOMAN BEANS

= Aunty Portia Meowzers =

Aunty Portia founded herself at the horsepiddle the other day after not feelin too good. After noomerous tests, it was found that she did not have a stroke or TIA, but insted was havin some migraine purroblems. Thru the wonders of teknolojy, Aunty Portia came to chat from the horsepiddle to keep effurry posted, and is now at home wif medisin recobering. She and Unkle Peter and the kits will head off to their next trip when she is feelin all betterer.

= Aunty Bette Connecticat =

Aunty Bette had a fritenin and sad eggsperience last week, when a deer popped out in the road and tangled wif her metal monster. The deer went to the Bridge, and the metal monster was somewhat damaged, but the most impurrtant fing is that Aunty Bette is okay and not hurt.


ON THE SOSHUL AND TRAVEL FRONT

= All Around the Village =

Summertiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiime and da liffin ish eeeeeeseeeeeeeeeeee....well at weast we wish it was...so many pawrts uf da village ish heatin up an pouring down...which bwings ush to owr fursht bit uf noos...Camp Pawprints ish being fweshend up fur da awiffal uf da kittlins fur summer camp...Lots uf furries ish helpin awt to make shure efferyfing ish spick an span an safe fur da awiffals...der sthill time to sine up....has a bolunteer or a campur!
Meanwile offur at da Pepsicola thwees house, a big supwise awiffed da offur effening. Seems dey ish now da Pepsicola four, wit da unexpected awiffal uf wittul Miss Willow, who was pwomptly dopted by Vester and Oreo Idyho. Picshures will be afailabul uf da six week ole meezie gurl as shoon as mommy finds da camera....
Well dats bout it fur dis week...tata fur now....

~ Franci Pepsicola, Soshul and Travel Repurrter

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"When kittens are prr-fectly pleased, there is no creature that's more content."
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OTHER INTERESTIN AND FUN STUFF

= Ask Ash =

Ash needs more queschuns! Write to Ash wif your queschuns about life, luv, and other impurrtant matters at ask_ash@clearwire.net


= Lucy’s Poetry Nook =

“Do You Get Mud on Your Paws?”

You`ll find no mud on these here paws,
`cuz they don`t go outside;
And if there ever was mud there,
I`d lick them clean with pride.

No respectable kitty,
Would be seen with muddy paws;
I think it is a mandate,
Written in the kitty laws.

~ Lucy Connecticat


= Sellybrashuns =

A happy week and concatulashuns was wished to the sellybrants the last week:
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Make sure you wish a happy day to those in this week’s sellybrashuns:
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= Glow Requests =

GLOW deposits is appurreciated fur the following. The GLOW Bank is open 24/7:

- All who need GLOW, bigg or small ... {{{ }}}


CLAWSIFIED ADS

– Ye Olde Candy Shoppe –
“Fresh ’n’ sweet ... that’s our bizness!”
This weeks speshul: Strawbaby Creems: 3 greenpapers pound

– Puter Tude –
Puter acting more fractious den youse do at da v*t? Call us at 1-800-333-TUDE or stop by and we’ll help youse! We do hardware, softwares, puter training, and we also will do web sights and puter bookkeepings. Puter Tude ... it run by two Calicos. Any queschuns?
Justin NYC will bes abailable by appointmint fur any kits who has "had it" wid Windoze, and who iz innerested in lerning more bout Mac. I mean, youse can't go rong wid a opurrating system wut named afpurr a Cat.

– EmCin’s Café –
“Your home away from home! Come for the food ... Stay for the company!”
Bloo Plate Speshul this week: Roast Beest and Catnip Stuffin: 2 greenpapers.. Add Punkin-Proon Muffins fur dessert fur only 1 greenpaper!

Flying Fish Market –
Shwimp Gumbo..jusht heat an eat..2.99 a kwart

– Nine Lifes Bar and Gwill –
Saturday Nite Dance Pawrty...life moosic by Franci and DA Hep Cats – No Coffur, an no dat not mean in DA littur box!

-- NiDa’s Meowmurries Past --
“Visit the past in the present with quality old-fashuned pawcrafts”
Coopon Speshul this week:
[ 1 greenpaper off ]
[ all pawmade straw hats ]

– Purreshun Anteeks & Cowektibuls –
Hawrdly used fishing kwipment...poles, line lures..etc

– SnakeBusters, Imp. –
Got snakes in your basement? Ants in your food bowl? Birdies in your windows? Bobs in your vents? Bats in your belfry? No matter the pest, our teem of eggsperts can help with any kind of creepycrawly situashun and unwanted guest! Call Russ at 555-555 fur a speshulized consultashun on the purroblem that buggs you!


– Conributors Wanted –
Want to be part of the publish bizness? We is hirin contributors fur short columms, anecdotes, quotes, pomes, and other occashunal feechurs. Contact the Editor of the MeowChat Mews, Bayli Snowta-Wiscat, at phkellen@pethobbyist.com fur further infurmashun and purrposals. Pay of catnip and toona commenshurate on eggsperience.


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Feedback, sugjeschuns, correkshuns, Glow requests, ads, and announcements is always welcome! We want to hear from YOU! It’s YOUR mewspaper, so tell us what you want to see in the Mews! ;) - Bayli