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Jooly 19 - August 1, 2009
Whew, has fings been crazy around here at Clover Blossom Farm the past few weeks! Wif all the purrepurrashuns fur the hoomans’ bigg pardee here this weekend, we kits has gotten a bit lost in the shuffle. We’re glad that most of the bizzy stuff is done wif, and we can get back to havin our mom to ourownselfs to cuddle again.
The Village seems to be takin a bit of a midsummer brake, and not a whole lot goin on lately. We has lost two speshul residents this past week, and some Villagers has been plannin a get-togeffur. A few kits got blamed fur somefing they didn’t do, while anuther got caught in the act. Keep toona-ed to the messaje boards, and of course rite here in the Mews for all the lastest and gratest mews and actibities around ...
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- Bayli Snowta-Wiscat, Editor
LOCAL MEWS
= Speshul Angel =
The Village lost a speshul frend the other day with the uneggspektedly Bridge trip ofy Panda Idyhokit. Panda had resently had some toofers eggstracted and a abscess treeted, and he may have had a stroke durin the operashun. He is very sadly missed by momMargie, many siblins, and his frends in the Village. He joins his hooman dad and other luved ones at the Rainbow Bridge. Fly free and happy, Panda ... {{ }}
= Angel Frend =
The TenHousecat fambly also lost a member of the fambly this week. Pagan made her trip to the Bridge last week, and joins many other siblins there. She is surbibed by her momMC, other siblins at home, and her frends. We will see you again, Pagan ... {{ }}
= Wrongly Blamed =
The Pepsicola Kits were in bigg trubble yesteday, and as it turns out, they didn’t eben do anyfing. When their mom woked up and couldn’t find her spektacles, she assoomed that baby Willow or Franci had knocked them to the floor and batted them away. Searchin and grumblin, she still couldn’t find them. After thretenin to send the kitties to Siberia fur stealin the eyeboll-fixers, momConnie found them ... sittin on some laundry on a chair! She had put them there herownself and furgot. The kitties collected lotsa tackses fur the injustis of it all.
= Revenje =
One kit found a uneek way to get revenje on his mom. After tryin to get onto the couch, and bein pushed away by his mom, Kelby jumped up on the arm of the couch behind SnowtaMom’s head. Supposedly rebuffed becuz other kitties were on the couch and Kelby is known to start fites wif them ... Kelby knew better, and plotted his next move. A minnit later, SnowtaMom felt warm-wet on her head ... Kelby had peed on her! He luckily eggscaped bein sent to Siberia hissownself fur that stunt.
= House Huntin =
The Noblekits and Treehouse Gang has been furry bizzy lately lookin fur a new home. The bad county is takin away their houses soon wif m&m domane, and they hasn’t had much luck findin anyfing they like fur the greenpapers the offishuls is givin them. Sammy consoles sad Wheesmom, and Gus helps momDani wif findin new places to look at.
= Peepitydoodahs =
Jordi Snowta has herself a new set of baby peeps to keep track of. Fourteen new little babychix arrived from the post offis last week, all diffrent colors and sizes, and JoJo is havin lotsa fun sittin on her chair next to the chikkytubb watchin them.
= NA =
No, not ‘not abailable’ ... Nipaholics Anonnymouse. That’s where Shelby Florida-Wiscat has been threated to be sent by her mom. Shelby got into some nip layin around, and altho she clames she was just seein if it was still good, her mom sez she has a purroblem and mite need NA.
BULLYTIN BOARD
Don’t furget ... there’s still time to send in entries fur the Meowipedia/Dikshunary Purroject! The Editor’s hooman assistant is workin on helpin Bayli wif this, but you can still send in more to us at
phkellen@pethobbyist.com !
THE MEOWDICAL REPURRT
= Beau Wiscat =
Beau hadn’t been eatin much lately and losin wate, so off to the vetdokter he went. The dokter felt that his insolence prolly had gotten old, so wif some new insolence and other food, Beau has been eatin a bit more, and hopefully will gain some wate and feel betterer soon.
= KC Idyhokit =
KC, along with anuther bruther, resently underwent dentals and abscess drainajes. KC had seberal toofies removed, but is feelin lots betterer this week.
= Kaeli SnowtaGog =
The GoldenBeast was found to have a lumpie on her chest the other day, and was bringed to the vetdokter fur a needle bopsy. After bein a scaredy-cat goggie and refusin to go into the vetclinic (and peein on the vet-tek who tries to help shove her), Kaeli finely got in a eggzam room, and was good while Dr. Joel did his work. It was found the lumpy was just a fat lump, and wif a diet and some supplyments fur arthuritis, Kaeli will do better.
FOSTER CONNEKSHUN
= Lawn Guyland =
There’s a new fosterkitten at the Catnip house, a sick lil 8-week-old. Aunty Dottie is bizzy takin care of her, while she and the AHAL ladies try to trap lil Allie’s siblins and momcat.
= Wiscatsin =
Fosterkit momcat Ladybug is doin betterer after havin some skin purroblems and a owie spay incishun. The kittens are doin well, and hopefully will be seen at the shelter soon. New foster kitten Lil Mausie is also doin good. Mausie has some legg disabilities but gets round okeydoke, and her fostermom has learned to help her go potty.
= Mew York =
A fosterkitty at Tarrigo NY’s house resently picked herownself out a new fambly, and is lookin furward to a happy new life in her fureber home.
= Minnesnowta =
Lucy Snowtabarnkitten found herself a new home wifout eben tryin. After SnowtaMom teesed her cuzzin about takin a kitten, the cuzzin took a look at Lucy anyhoo, and she and her fiancé felled in luv with the lil kitten. They took Lucy rite home, and wif instrukshuns and medisins on how to help Lucy get rid of her tummy trubbles, she is now doin fine and is alreddy a ‘daddy’s girl.’
ON THE SOSHUL AND TRAVEL FRONT
= All Around the Village =
Franci Pepsicola, Soshul and Travel Repurrter, has been on a well-deserbed bacashun, so junior repurrter intern Lynsi Snowta steps in wif a quick update on soshul-type fings around the village:
The resent happy announcement was made of the engajement of Miss Kitty Noblekit to Mr. Jebbie Furlorida. The cupple is plannin a September weddin and will be pickin their attendants soon.
A Cherman-style get togeffur is bein planned, and Mufassa FLCountry has inbited all Villagers to join him fur sausaje and beer and a good time.
The Purr Widdle Fing Trio resently sellybrated their furst annifursary of becomin purrmanent Purrs. They are furry happy to have always been at their fureber home.
Clover Blossom Farm threwed a bigg pardee this past weekend fur their pawrents’ and gramparents’ silber and gold annifursaries. It were a dreem pardee, wif nice wether, happy surprise guests, and a wunnerful time was held by all.
OTHER INTERESTIN AND FUN STUFF
= Ask Ash =
Come on, effurrykit .... you must have a queschun on somefing! Ash needs more queschuns! Write to Ash wif your queschuns about life, luv, and other impurrtant matters at
ask_ash@clearwire.net
= Sellybrashuns =
A happy week and concatulashuns was wished to the sellybrants the last two weeks:
7-20-01 Daisy MewJerseykit
7-21 Aunty Tessa Purr
7-31 Unkle Midask9
8-01 Aunty Terri Midask9
8-01-98 Bear Connecticat
8-01-99 Gidget Idyhokit
8-01-05 Smiggle Kasiakit
8-01-07 Buttercup Midask9
8-01-08 Whispurr Connecticat
Make sure you wish a happy day to those in this week’s sellybrashuns:
8-02-XX Midask9 Mom & Dad's annipurrsary
8-05 Unkle Peter Meowzers
8-08-93 Mushka Catnip
8-08-00 Lucy-Lou Connecticat
= Glow Requests =
GLOW deposits is appurreciated fur the following. The GLOW Bank is open 24/7:
- Aunty Margie Idyhokit, on the loss of her kitty, Panda
- Aunty MC TenHouseCats, on the loss of her kitty, Pagan
- Gramma Mufassa FLCountry, to be all better soon
- All who need GLOW, bigg or small ... {{{ }}}
CLAWSIFIED ADS
– Ye Olde Candy Shoppe –
“Fresh ’n’ sweet ... that’s our bizness!”
This weeks speshul: Creemcheez catmintz: 3 greenpapers pound
– Puter Tude –
Puter acting more fractious den youse do at da v*t? Call us at 1-800-333-TUDE or stop by and we’ll help youse! We do hardware, softwares, puter training, and we also will do web sights and puter bookkeepings. Puter Tude ... it run by two Calicos. Any queschuns?
Justin NYC will bes abailable by appointmint fur any kits who has "had it" wid Windoze, and who iz innerested in lerning more bout Mac. I mean, youse can't go rong wid a opurrating system wut named afpurr a Cat.
– EmCin’s Café –
“Your home away from home! Come for the food ... Stay for the company!”
Bloo Plate Speshul this week: Sloppy JoJos and Tater chipp : 2 greenpapers.. Add Annifursary Cake fur dessert fur only 1 greenpaper!
Flying Fish Market –
Shwimp Gumbo..jusht heat an eat..2.99 a kwart
– Nine Lifes Bar and Gwill –
Saturday Nite Dance Pawrty...life moosic by Franci and DA Hep Cats – No Coffur, an no dat not mean in DA littur box!
-- NiDa’s Meowmurries Past --
“Visit the past in the present with quality old-fashuned pawcrafts”
Coopon Speshul this week:
[ 1 greenpaper off ]
[ all pawmade candles ]
– Purreshun Anteeks & Cowektibuls –
Hawrdly used fishing kwipment...poles, line lures..etc
– SnakeBusters, Imp. –
Got snakes in your basement? Ants in your food bowl? Birdies in your windows? Bobs in your vents? Bats in your belfry? No matter the pest, our teem of eggsperts can help with any kind of creepycrawly situashun and unwanted guest! Call Russ at 555-555 fur a speshulized consultashun on the purroblem that buggs you!
– Conributors Wanted –
Want to be part of the publishin bizness? We is hirin contributors fur short columms, anecdotes, quotes, pomes, and other occashunal feechurs. Contact the Editor of the MeowChat Mews, Bayli Snowta-Wiscat, at
phkellen@pethobbyist.com fur further infurmashun and purrposals. Pay of catnip and toona commenshurate on eggsperience.
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Feedback, sugjeschuns, correkshuns, Glow requests, ads, and announcements is always welcome! We want to hear from YOU! It’s YOUR mewspaper, so tell us what you want to see in the Mews! ;) - Bayli