MEOWCHAT MEWS
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Septembrr 6 - 12, 2009
You eber get the feelin that there neber enuff hours in the day fur all you wanna accomplish? I mean, there’s naps to take, food to eat, stray pieces of lint to chase, more naps to take, and so on. I dunno iffen it’s the autummmm seeson or what, but so fur the hurrier I go, the behinder I get! Someday hopefully I’ll catchup! Don’t worry, the Meowipedia Purroject will soon be daybyooin ... there’s so many words that keep comin to mind, that it’s a neberendin purroject indeed ....
Unfurtunately, the resent trajedy of Village losses has not come to an end. This week, two of our long time residents has made their journeys. Other kits is heck-bent on eggscapin, while others is bein unjustly locked up. Some kits has been ill, while a few kitties just plain don’t wanna ‘go’! Find out what’s been goin on this week, rite here in the Mews!
Remember, all the most up-to-date mews and infurmashun is on the What’s Mew Meeting Hall message boards at
http://forums.cathobbyist.com/forum.php?catid=63#80990 and on all of the other MeowChat message boards. Quik links is now found at the top of effurry MeowChat message board. You can also find out what’s going on in the MeowChat chats on Wednesdays, Fridays, and Saturdays at
http://chat.pethobbyist.com/login.php?room_name=MeowChat
If you see braking news or have an item to contribute, the Mews wants to hear from you!
- Bayli Snowta-Wiscat, Editor
LOCAL MEWS
= Diva Angel =
The Village sed a sad goodbye the other day to longtime resident, full-time divakit Mysti Morning TenHouseCats. She was taken ill suddenly, and made her journey to the Bridge uneggspectedly. She is sadly missed by her momMC, her many siblins, her hubbykit Charlee Purr, and other frends and fambly. A whisper in the wind, a myst on the pond ... {{{ }}}
= Flower Angel =
A speshul calico girlkit is now anuther star in the sky. Daisy MewJerseyKit, who’d fought a long battle with kittney failure, is now at peace. She is furry much missed by her momKarla, siblins BoBo and Emily, and many frends in the Village. A shiny little tricolor twinkle .... {{{ }}}
= Unjustly Jayled =
One little kitten got a sentence in jayl this past week, and she didn’t eben get a jury by tryal! Unbeknownst to momConnie, little Willow Pepsicola followed her into the hooman litterbox room one mornin. When the door was shut to keep out the teepee-unrollin Oreo fur the day, Willow was trapped! She spent all day in the LB room by herownself, scared and hungry. Her mom was furry repentent when she found Willow later that day in jayl, and has purromised to keep a closer eyeboll out in the mornins.
= New Toy =
The Wiscats’ mom buyed them a new toy resently, but so fur she hasn’t let them eben use it. It’s a new computer, so the Wiscats can chat with their frends, and when they isn’t usin it ... they sed their mom can mebbe have a turn. They is waitin fur a new innernet man to come hook it up, and soon will be zoomin around the Village at hi-speed again.
= Eggscapes! =
It must be the wether, but some kits has been pullin eggscape rooteens lately. KC Idyhokit has been making attempts to brake fur it resently, but so fur her attempts has been thwarted. Sally Snowtakit has once again confounded her hoomans as she continues to eggscape from a pen that has no more than 2 inch openins anywhere. On the other paw, Willie StLouie has been a good boy, and stayin in with his recobery.
BULLYTIN BOARD
= Meowipedia Purroject =
Don’t furget ... there’s still time to send in entries fur the Meowipedia/Dikshunary Purroject! Bayli is nearly done with the furst edishun, but is still akseptin more entries at
phkellen@pethobbyist.com until actual publicashun. Revishuns will only be made thereafter effurry 6 months or so, so get ‘em in while you can!
THE MEOWDICAL REPURRT
= Honeydew Noblekit =
Honeydew has been havin some diffyculties this past week, as she has suffered two appurent strokes. She was havin trubble walkin and eatin, but is rallyin round and feelin a lil better. She scared her hoomans, but so fur she is holdin her own fur now.
= Willie & Muffin StLouie =
Willie debeloped an infekshun in his owie legg, and hadda go see the vetdokter again. He got some auntybiotix to take, which soon cleared up the purroblem. Willie got the sturjery-sewin out of his legg a few days later, and altho he is still walkin with a limp, he is purrty much healin up furry well.
= Squashy Zilly =
Squishy hasn’t been so squishy lately, and has been all stopped up, dijestively. After three trips to the vetdokter fur m&ms, he still wasn’t able to go. He’s gettin some more medisins to help him get his system in gear again, and hopefully that will help.
= Murray Purrple =
Murry got hawled off to the vetdokter when he was havin some LB issues, and lo and behold, the purroblem was consterpashun too. He is gettin some medisins and food that will help him, and all should be well again soon.
FOSTER CONNEKSHUN
= Wiscatsin =
The good mews came that the most resent Wisfostercats has mostly been adopted. The momcat and one kitten was adopted togeffur, and two others found homes as well. The remainin two is hopin their turns is next.
= Shrimpie Clan =
The Shrimpie Clan took in a 20-year-old kitty who had lost him home resently. Unfurtunately, kitty was furry unhappy, and not feelin well, and ultimately took a trip to the Bridge after debelopin libber faylure. He was luved durin his final days ...
ON THE SOSHUL AND TRAVEL FRONT
= All Around the Village =
A Weddink! Yesh we had anuffur Weddink, Mr. Jebbie Souf Flawida tookt da paw uf Miss Kitty Noblekit in wedlock on Fwiday nite. Affur a stumbul or two , or thwee, or four, da seremony finawy gotted started an ended in da furries usual style. Da wesepshun was catered by Miss Paloma Abykit who outdid hurownself in da foodie department...Hur St Honoree cake was da highlite uf da feast....an jusht to add a bit more joy to a uffurwise sad day, being Sept 11fh, Miss Buttercup Midaskniine was adopted by da happy couple just befur DA seremony! Concats awl awound! Jebbie an Miss or is dat Mrs Kitty, are off on der honemeown at a undishkwosed destination.
Twacktor Race! Offur at CloverBlossom Farm da big race ish on! Get owt yur besht twactor an head on owt to join da fun! Or just come on by to root fur and "bet On" yur faforite .....awl pwoceeds go to da Elderly Kits Wetirement Home....
~ Franci Pepsicola, Soshul and Travel Repurrter
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" If a kitten yawns in your presence, it's not out of boredom with your company. She just feels comfortable enough around you to relax!"
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OTHER INTERESTIN AND FUN STUFF
= Sellybrashuns =
A happy week and concatulashuns was wished to the sellybrants the last week:
9-11-02 Sammy Connecticat
Make sure you wish a happy day to those in this week’s sellybrashuns:
None?
= Glow Requests =
GLOW deposits is appurreciated fur the following. The GLOW Bank is open 24/7:
- Aunty MC, on the loss of her Mysti Morning ...
- Aunty Karla, on the loss of her Daisy ...
- All who need GLOW, bigg or small ... {{{ }}}
CLAWSIFIED ADS
– Ye Olde Candy Shoppe –
“Fresh ’n’ sweet ... that’s our bizness!”
This weeks speshul: Taffy Yapples: 1 greenpaper each. Mmmmm, a taste of fall!
– Puter Tude –
Puter acting more fractious den youse do at da v*t? Call us at 1-800-333-TUDE or stop by and we’ll help youse! We do hardware, softwares, puter training, and we also will do web sights and puter bookkeepings. Puter Tude ... it run by two Calicos. Any queschuns?
Justin NYC will bes abailable by appointmint fur any kits who has "had it" wid Windoze, and who iz innerested in lerning more bout Mac. I mean, youse can't go rong wid a opurrating system wut named afpurr a Cat.
– EmCin’s Café –
“Your home away from home! Come for the food ... Stay for the company!”
Bloo Plate Speshul this week: Green (fresh Americauna chikky) Yeggs and Hamm: 2 greenpapers.. Add fresh nana creem pie fur dessert fur only 1 greenpaper!
– Farmer’s Market -
Clover Blossom Farm’s Farmer’s Market is open ... stop on by for your faborite bejebuls!
This week’s speshul: Red Maters: 4 fur 1 greenpaper. Good on fresh salads!
– Flying Fish Market --
Dis weeks speshuls: Fwesh cut tuna an samon steaks 2.99 each....fwesh pawmade toonburgurs 6 fur 3 gweenpapers. An owr fwesh pawmade seefoodie sawads jusht 1.99 a kwart...
– Nine Lifes Bar and Gwill --
Saturday Nite Hoedown! Put on yur best bib an tucker an yur dancin boots an come on down! Singles 7 gweenpapers , couples 10 gweenpapurs...speshul menu suppur incwooded!
-- NiDa’s Meowmurries Past --
“Visit the past in the present with quality old-fashuned pawcrafts”
Coopon Speshul this week:
[ 1 greenpaper off ]
[ all corn-related decor ]
– Purreshun Anteeks & Cowektibuls –
Halloween ish comin up! Come in an wook awound fur yur decowating needs. Anteek Costumes affailabul in many sizes1
– SnakeBusters, Imp. –
Got snakes in your basement? Ants in your food bowl? Birdies in your windows? Bobs in your vents? Bats in your belfry? No matter the pest, our teem of eggsperts can help with any kind of creepycrawly situashun and unwanted guest! Call Russ at 555-555 fur a speshulized consultashun on the purroblem that buggs you!
– Conributors Wanted –
Want to be part of the publishin bizness? We is hirin contributors fur short columms, anecdotes, quotes, pomes, and other occashunal feechurs. Contact the Editor of the MeowChat Mews, Bayli Snowta-Wiscat, at
phkellen@pethobbyist.com fur further infurmashun and purrposals. Pay of catnip and toona commenshurate on eggsperience.
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Feedback, sugjeschuns, correkshuns, Glow requests, ads, and announcements is always welcome! We want to hear from YOU! It’s YOUR mewspaper, so tell us what you want to see in the Mews! ;) - Bayli