MEOWCHAT MEWS
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Septembrr 20 - 26, 2009



Remember, all the most up-to-date mews and infurmashun is on the What’s Mew Meeting Hall message boards at http://forums.cathobbyist.com/forum.php?catid=63#80990 and on all of the other MeowChat message boards. Quik links is now found at the top of effurry MeowChat message board. You can also find out what’s going on in the MeowChat chats on Wednesdays, Fridays, and Saturdays at http://chat.pethobbyist.com/login.php?room_name=MeowChat
If you see braking news or have an item to contribute, the Mews wants to hear from you!

- Bayli Snowta-Wiscat, Editor


LOCAL MEWS

= Adbenchurous Kittens =

It’s not eben a full moon or nuffin, but some of the young kits in the Village has been doin some eggsplorin lately. Lil Andy Connecticat was missin resently, and his moms couldn’t find him anywhere. Finely, they heared a lil noyse under a bed, and lo and behold ... there was Andy, litterally in the bed! He had crawled up into the linin of the bed thru a lil hole, and was havin a good time playin hide’n’seek afore he tooked a nap.
MaddyLou Wiscat has been testin her boundaries lately. Nuffin seems to stop her, and she scampered out the back door into the garaje the other day while her mom was bringin out trash. Maddy ran and hided under the metalmonster, and her momNorma falled down tryin to grabb her (she’s okay), so Maddy stayed in the garaje by herownself fur awhile. She soon discobered that it wasn’t much fun, and mewed at the door to come back in. Altho the other Wiscats say it was nice that she wasn’t in their way fur awhile, they really did miss her and was happy she comed in again.

= Nope, Not Gonna Go =

Paloma Abycat has desided that it isn’t fair that she gotta be put in the den effurry day when momMoira goes to work, and is purrotestin this. While she useta go rite in the room, Paloma is now refusin, eben fur treets. Paloma hears about other kitties runnin free all day, and finks it’s not fair. She beleefs she should have the run of the house, and negoshiashuns are underway on this matter.

= A Sonic Squirt =

Some kitties adjust to a new home rite away, while others take their sweet time. Sonic Midask9, the newest fambly member, has desided that he would be rite happy iffen all the kitties, goggies, and the newdad would all just go away and leave him and momTerri by theirownselfs. He isn’t happy with the crowd there, and likes to spend most of his time on the counters and up high. Resently, Sonic showed his displeshure by squirtin a printer that was lefted on top of the frijageezerator. There, take that! Sonic thought to hissownself, altho it somehow did not make effurry else go away. It did howeber, make the printer harder to fix ....

= A Seaside Adbenchur =

A coupla of young kits got themselfs in trubble (again) the other day when they desided to take a small paddleboat out in the pond to the island. Willow Pepsicola and Jordi Snowta had a rousin time til they got tired, and Belle, the whale, had to push them back to shore. There, Willow’s dad Vester gave her whatfore fur ‘stealin’ a boat, while Sheriff Mufassa FLCountry gave the kits cookies as a way to make them feel safe. Jordi, who still hasn’t been founded out by her momkit and dadkit, finks she is in the clear and won’t get in no trubble at all.

= Noyses in the Walls =

SnakeBusters, Imp. is on the job when duty calls. Franci and Tares Meowzers had been hearin noyses in the walls resently, and thot it mite be bobs ... or worse. Russell Snowta, SammyWhee, and Nicky Catnip raced to the site, and are still lookin fur sines of introoders.


BULLYTIN BOARD

= Meowipedia Purroject =

Don’t furget ... there’s still time to send in entries fur the Meowipedia/Dikshunary Purroject! Bayli is nearly done with the furst edishun, but is still akseptin more entries at phkellen@pethobbyist.com until actual publicashun. Revishuns will only be made thereafter effurry 6 months or so, so get ‘em in while you can!


THE MEOWDICAL REPURRT

= Meadow Catnip =

Meadow was resently diagnosed with pancakeitis, dietbeeties, and pawsible EyeBeeDee. She on some medisins now to help her feel better, but some of them mite cross and make one of the other fings worser. Hopefully it will all work out, and she’ll be eatin and feelin betterer soon.

= Sammy Whee & Honeydew Noblekit =

Sammy still not eatin furry much, and neither is Honeydew. Howeber, Sammy did eat some shugar, and is not likin that his mom wants to give him stikkyshots. Honeydew is holdin her own, and hopefully they will bofe feel better and eat up soon.

= Muffin StLouie =

Muffin had her numbers checked the other day, and had some good ones. Her red number is 28 (near normal ranje), and her BeePee is 140 ... purrfekt! It’s always good to hear good numbers fur kitties. ;)


FOSTER CONNEKSHUN

= Wiscatsin =

Aunty Normal helped wif the annual ARF crafty sale, and fings went well. Lotsa customers, happy sellers, donashuns, and interest in ARF ... it’s all a good fing!


ON THE SOSHUL AND TRAVEL FRONT

= All Around the Village =

Franci Pepsicola is bizzy helpin her sisfur Oreo check on Oreo’s hubby Vester Idyhokit ... who is in the pond after tipping his trakter in The Grate Trakter Race. Catch up on all the race akshun on the Meeting Hall board ... you can’t miss it ... it’s the top post! :)


OTHER INTERESTIN AND FUN STUFF

= Sellybrashuns =

A happy week and concatulashuns was wished to the sellybrants the last week:
9-22 Unkle Brian Pumakit
Make sure you wish a happy day to those in this week’s sellybrashuns:
9-27 Aunty Norma Wiscat
9-29-00 Justin NYC
10-01-97 Sierra Idyhokit
10-01-00 Banzai Midask9
10-01-00 BunnaBean Whee


= Glow Requests =

GLOW deposits is appurreciated fur the following. The GLOW Bank is open 24/7:

- All who need GLOW, bigg or small ... {{{ }}}


CLAWSIFIED ADS

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– Ye Olde Candy Shoppe –
“Fresh ’n’ sweet ... that’s our bizness!”
This weeks speshul: Yapplets with walmutts ... chewy good! 4 greenpapers a pound

– Puter Tude –
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– EmCin’s Café –
“Your home away from home! Come for the food ... Stay for the company!”
Bloo Plate Speshul this week: PiggieChops and Mac’n’cheez: 2 greenpapers.. Add jiant fresh chocorat chip cookies fur dessert fur only 1 greenpaper!

– Farmer’s Market -
Clover Blossom Farm’s Farmer’s Market is open ... stop on by for your faborite bejebuls!
This week’s speshul: Hallypeenyoes: one silber circle each. Hotsytotsy!

– Flying Fish Market --
Yur choice, shwimp or cwab sawad 2.99 a lb....purrrrrrrrrfelt fur cozy suppur fur two

– Nine Lifes Bar and Gwill --
Sumday Ladies Luncheon Special, just 4.99
Menu: Cwam Chowder or Lopstur Biske, Assortud Fingur Sammiches, Peteet Fours, Coffee or Nip Tea

-- NiDa’s Meowmurries Past --
“Visit the past in the present with quality old-fashuned pawcrafts”
Coopon Speshul this week:
[ 1 greenpaper off ]
[ all pawknitted scarfs ]

– Purreshun Anteeks & Cowektibuls –
Halloween ish comin up! Come in an wook awound fur yur decowating needs. Anteek Costumes affailabul in many sizes1

– SnakeBusters, Imp. –
Got snakes in your basement? Ants in your food bowl? Birdies in your windows? Bobs in your vents? Bats in your belfry? No matter the pest, our teem of eggsperts can help with any kind of creepycrawly situashun and unwanted guest! Call Russ at 555-555 fur a speshulized consultashun on the purroblem that buggs you!


– Conributors Wanted –
Want to be part of the publishin bizness? We is hirin contributors fur short columms, anecdotes, quotes, pomes, and other occashunal feechurs. Contact the Editor of the MeowChat Mews, Bayli Snowta-Wiscat, at phkellen@pethobbyist.com fur further infurmashun and purrposals. Pay of catnip and toona commenshurate on eggsperience.


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Feedback, sugjeschuns, correkshuns, Glow requests, ads, and announcements is always welcome! We want to hear from YOU! It’s YOUR mewspaper, so tell us what you want to see in the Mews! ;) - Bayli