MEOWCHAT MEWS
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Nobember 1 - 14, 2009




We’re back! After a coupla week hyaytis, the Mews is back again, neber fear. The autumnal wether is swiftly marchin on around these parts, and effurry at Clover Blossom Farm is packin away the fall stuff, and cleanin up to get reddy fur Kitmas decorashuns! It’s neber too early fur sparkly lites and purrty fings ...
It’s an On-The-Move kinda week! One of our Villagers is makin a most monumental move next week, and will be joinin one of our reglar residenshul famblies .... this is a wunnerful fing fur all inbolbed! Another kitty fambly has moved into MeowChat Village, a coupla hooman famblies is buyin new homes, and well ... we’ll just try to hold them all still long enuff to get all the details to print, rite here in the Mews!
Remember, all the most up-to-date mews and infurmashun is on the What’s Mew Meeting Hall message boards at http://forums.cathobbyist.com/forum.php?catid=63#80990 and on all of the other MeowChat message boards. Quik links is now found at the top of effurry MeowChat message board. You can also find out what’s going on in the MeowChat chats on Wednesdays, Fridays, and Saturdays at http://chat.pethobbyist.com/login.php?room_name=MeowChat
If you see braking news or have an item to contribute, the Mews wants to hear from you!

- Bayli Snowta-Wiscat, Editor


LOCAL MEWS

= Movin Out and Movin In =

As most of our Villagers know, it was determined not long ago that Tita Hulakit would not be able to make the move to Hawaii with her dad next month. The area was scoured fur a new fureber home fur Tita, to no abail. Finely, the purrfekt new home was located ... rite in our own fair Village!
Tita will be movin this week to Pepsicola, to join Franci, Caleb, Oreo, and Willow as one of the furkids of Aunty Connie. Eben bettererer, Unkle John is makin the trip on the aeroplane with Tita from Mew Jersey to Furloriday, and will stay a day to help them all get adjusted. This gonna be a fantastical time, wif the two hoomans meetin fur the furst time, and the new ‘ColaHula fambly bein combined. Concats to all!

= More Movin In =

The Village has welcumed a new fambly resently, as Trickzi and Hairy Hoodini have moved into the area. They have buyed Nikki and Ash Snowta-Meowzers’ purreviously lonely house, and have been bizzy decoratin and movin their fings in. Many residents helped with the movin and unpackin, and a welcomin committee is workin on showin them around the Village.

= More Movin Out =

The Noblekit and Whee famblies has been furry bizzy wif their packin of their hoomans’ possesshuns, as the time to move out of their current homes draws near. Bofe has finded sootable houses, and altho they is further apart than they’d like, bofe famblies seem to be happy with the pawsibilities of the new homes.

= Lucky Black Cat Pardee =

The Lucky Black Cat Friday the 13th Pardee was held on ... well, Friday the 13th, silly! Lucky Black Cats was sellybrated, while other pardeegoers donned black cat ears and tails to join in the fun. Paloma Abycat brought 13 yummy treets, and a wunnerful time was had by all!

= No Fightin! =

There was a battle at the Shrimpie Clan home the other day, and screeches could be heard all ober the Village. Enki and Anu had a spat, and one ended up wif a bad bite on his tail. He doin okeydoke tho, so fur.
Meanwhile, ober at Clover Blossom Farm, some of the chicketydoodahs has been gettin into their own tiffs as they mature. The bigg roosters scared a lil roo, who was missin fur a day or so, but was finely found hidin unner a corn crib. Iffen the bigg roos don’t start behavin, there may be announsment of a free chikken dinner at the Farm ...

= New Frends =

More and more new critter-type frends has been movin into the Village lately, with addishun of a few more griffins, and eben a feenix and a purrty dragon to the MCV Stable. Tony the Pony Purr has been put in charje of all of the newbies, and is bizzy assignin stalls and feed pails.


BULLYTIN BOARD

= Meowipedia Purroject =

Don’t furget ... there’s still time to send in entries fur the Meowipedia/Dikshunary Purroject! Bayli is nearly done with the furst edishun, but is still akseptin more entries at phkellen@pethobbyist.com until actual publicashun. Revishuns will only be made thereafter effurry 6 months or so, so get ‘em in while you can!


THE MEOWDICAL REPURRT

= MaddyLou and Minette Wiscat =

Bofe Minette and Maddy has debeloped bladder infekshuns resently, altho they is from unrelated causes. Maddy’s growin biggerer, and is eben a lil bit biggerer than Minette now. Maddy will play her spades game in a week or so. Minette has losted some wate in her senior years, but her blood tests show effurryfin is still okeydoke. The kitties don’t like their medisin too much, but they is bein good and takin it.

= Annie & Andy Connecticat =

Annie played spades the other day, and won with a hi score! She feels so good that her mom hasta keep her from tryin to jump around. Her bruther Andy is feelin bettterer, and seems to have his head screwed on strait now. He will be tootered soon.

= Muffin StLouie =

Muffin was resently diagnosed with a ear infekshun, and she is bein a good girl with takin her medisin. Her ear is feelin better now, and her red number, altho low, has been holdin steddy and at least not droppin no more. She is enjoyin treets of babymeetfood to help get her wate up.

= Tita Hulakit =

A resent checkup showed that Tita had some sorta nodyool on her thighroyd, and the vetdokter stoled some blood to see iffen she had that hyperT or somefin else. Furtunately, all is well, and Tita is cleared to fly next week.


FOSTER CONNEKSHUN

= Catnip Crew =

It’s been a kinda sad week fur Aunty Dotty and the AHAL groop, as they losted a longtime foster kitty resently. Altho the kitty had lifelong purroblems, she did well, and now her kitty sisfur and the groop are sad that she is gone. Anuther kitty has come in with some pawsible nurolojical isshues, and tests is bein done.

= Shrimpie Clan =

A furmerly FeLV pawsitive foster kitty was bein retested this week to see iffen he turned negatiff, but no more meows have been heard on results. Anuther foster kitty who resently had eyeboll sturjery is growin bigg and strong now. Sadly, a senior foster kitty has passed on to the Rainbow Bridge, and is mourned by his orijinal mom, and his foster fambly.


ON THE SOSHUL AND TRAVEL FRONT

= All Around the Village =

Franci and her siblins and mom are furry, furry bizzy purrparin fur the arrival of their new sisfur Tita and a bisit by Unkle John, so check back next week fur the full story on Tita’s trip!


OTHER INTERESTIN AND FUN STUFF

= Mews from Atop the Cat Tree =

I Luff to Eat!!! Now I knows dat not any news to most of you... but jus in case, I thot I wood announce dat to da wurld. And while I at it, how come we has to beg fur bites from Mom and Dad's plate, and dey not come beg from us?? I not unnerstand dis. What, they think they too good for crunchies?? Dey eat sumfing called chips, whats da diffrence? And dey like some soft stuff dat dey call dip dat dey put dese chips in, would not our turkey & liber pate be just as good? I'm just sayin....
But I digress... Since I luff to eat, I is announcing the First efur (I fink) Meowchatters Sooper Fantastic Delici-oso Recipe Book! Turkey Day and Kitsmas are our faborite times to eat, and I bet dey are yours too!
So you and your Mom/Dad get into Gwamma's recipe box and dig out da best ones. We wants recipes from kits and from humans alike, so cats, be sure to send in your favorite toona roll and crab rangoony recipes, cause we gonna haff a special secshun jus fur cats and one fur da hoomins!
Please send dem to zade.tare@gmail.com. I'll take recipes until da end ob da year so alla your hollyday recipes be fwesh on your mind, den Zade and I will get dem all organized (and if dere anyfing a Bengal is good at, it's organizing) and den make a .pdf file outta dem so you all can download dis hystorical document and keep it fur all posteriorarity!
Now don't pwocwastinate, cause you doesn't want to wait till da last minute fur dis! Be sure to submit more den one recipe too! In fact submit as many as you want -- you can nefur haff too many good recipes we always say!

~ Tare Meowzers


= Sellybrashuns =

A happy week and concatulashuns was wished to the sellybrants the last week:
11-01-99 Meadow Catnip
11-01-00 Mystry, Panda, Rusti, Vester, & KC Idyhokit
11-01-02 Teddy Katsas
11-01 Aunty Pat AngelOllie
11-05-95 Kasha Kasiakit

Make sure you wish a happy day to those in this week’s sellybrashuns:
11-10-98 Jebbie Furlorida
11-15 Aunty Sue Catitude
11-18-88 CCarliniMom & Dad's annipurrsary


= Glow Requests =

GLOW deposits is appurreciated fur the following. The GLOW Bank is open 24/7:

- Fur PHKitmas and her fambly, on the sad, sad loss of their hooman son, Nick
- All who need GLOW, bigg or small ... {{{ }}}


CLAWSIFIED ADS

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– EmCin’s Café –
“Your home away from home! Come for the food ... Stay for the company!”
Bloo Plate Speshul this week: Mousewurst on a Bun, Baked Buggs&Beens, and Nippy Chipps: 2 greenpapers.. Add pawmade Apple Cake fur dessert fur only 1 greenpaper!

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“Visit the past in the present with quality old-fashuned pawcrafts”
Coopon Speshul this week:
[ ½ price ]
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Got snakes in your basement? Ants in your food bowl? Birdies in your windows? Bobs in your vents? Bats in your belfry? No matter the pest, our teem of eggsperts can help with any kind of creepycrawly situashun and unwanted guest! Call Russ at 555-555 fur a speshulized consultashun on the purroblem that buggs you!


– Conributors Wanted –
Want to be part of the publishin bizness? We is hirin contributors fur short columms, anecdotes, quotes, pomes, and other occashunal feechurs. Contact the Editor of the MeowChat Mews, Bayli Snowta-Wiscat, at phkellen@pethobbyist.com fur further infurmashun and purrposals. Pay of catnip and toona commenshurate on eggsperience.


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Feedback, sugjeschuns, correkshuns, Glow requests, ads, and announcements is always welcome! We want to hear from YOU! It’s YOUR mewspaper, so tell us what you want to see in the Mews! ;) - Bayli